1. You think that working in the hotel, in
the plane and in the airport is normal.
2. You have already used a bathroom on an airplane...to change clothes.
3. Crying babies on an airplane don't wake you up.
4. You can pack a week's worth of clothes in one suitcase.
5. Something beeps or rings on you when the plane lands.
6. Half of your voice mail messages are from recruiters.
7. You can survive on a diet of peanuts, pretzels and soda.
8. You can recite the ''airline safety speech'' verbatim.
9. You silently laugh to yourself when you hear someone abehind you say ''I can't believe we are going to be late again.''
10. You belong to every frequent flyer program and frequent hotel guest program
in North America.
11. You have enough frequent flyer miles and hotel points to take the entire
State of New Hampshire on a free vacation.
12. When buying a new car, you don't need a test-drive any because you have rented every type of vehicle available.
13. You know the three letter code for at least 10 North American Airports.
14. When you check-in to the hotel, the desk attendant says ''Welcome Home.''
15. You spend more time at the airport than at your desk.
16. You know enough acronyms to create your own dictionary
17. You change time zones at least 2 to 3 times a week.
18. You get up at 4 AM to catch a plane for a business trip.
19. You can identify every major US city from 30,000 feet...at night.
20. You are on a first name basis with your
local Fed Ex driver.
21.
You think you are driving to your site in Pennsylvania and you see the
WELCOME TO WEST VIRGINIA sign.
22. You get lost in the desert, but
just keep driving- thinking "I've been here before, I know I can find
it."
23. You wake up in your own bed
and immediately think "Where am I and where am I supposed to go?"
24. You
forget to pay your bills for two months because you weren't home when
they arrived.
25. Your friends and family begin every phone
conversation with "Where are you today?"
26. Let us know if you can think of a clever number 26 to add.
