1. No
flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to
make the flight.
2. If you are running late for a flight, it
will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
3. If you arrive very early for a flight,
it inevitably will be delayed.
4.
Flights never ever leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
5.
If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you
touch pen to paper.
6.
If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the
aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for
the two largest passengers.
7. Only passengers
seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
8.
The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
9. The
best-looking man/woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
10. The
less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage
passengers will bring aboard.
Murphy laws for frequent flyers
